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The family photo in the bag that gets delivered to Earn is the family of white Earnest Marks, who was the guy in the boat in episode one and the guy who killed himself in the reparations episode. So, either that guy exists in the real world and all the stuff happening to Earn/Van is not just Earn’s imagination OR he’s

I don’t think her pee was going onto the floor.... ew

So...no mention of the post credit scene?

Some won’t find this finale satisfying. We see no evidence of Earn...

WOW. You are off base. The article is clearly about safe packaging and the latter falls into that as well. The article literally says “One of...”

That we haven't gotten a "Spy" sequel is a tragedy.  That movie is so good. 

If you don’t use it, yes.

You hate tipping the people that bring you food?

5. Tiptoes

1. Reset your router

honestly the best way to cook a hot dog is split down the middle and griddled

I just wanted to post a Cecily Strong appreciation post as the more time she’s been in this show, the funnier she gets. It’s a shame the show never used her as well as they are now because she’s just great 

No mention of Heidi Gardner’s wonderful work in the Blue Bunny sketch.

I struggled with this, but for the sake of non-Simpsons fans I figure it’s best not to get bogged down by context...

Not rude....brilliant. 

“1 lb. American cheese slices”

These days I cook the pasta in the milk over medium heat, when pasta is done add shredded cheese. You can add various seasonings (including parm) to the milk bath while cooking pasta to up the flavor.

The only one of these I really disagree with is Sprinkles. I know much of the Takeout staff is in Chicago; so I implore you to hit up a Do-Rite Donuts and get the birthday cake donut. I know it looks like something a 4 year old would order, but it’s perfect in it’s simplicity. Great donut, vanilla frosting, and the

Yeah, that was Kara Brown: “Grown ass adult should stop drinking milk.” She got appropriately scalded for that.

Please stop hating on sprinkles. Not only are they texturally wonderful, they also add some extra Magic to a treat. As a child, I felt just as ‘sparkly’ inside as the cupcakes were on the outside.