Counterpoint: I’m not paying $20 for two eggs and a piece of toast when I’m on a per diem. I'll wake up on time like an adult and go get something healthy and cheap.

That migrant caravan? FULL of bad hombre octopuses. I know a guy who encountered an octopus while snorkeling. Next thing you know, BAM, 10 years later he dies in a car accident. 

A lot of propositions, congressional races, and local elections come down to the wire. Just because we’re a democratic shoe-in with the governor, senate, and presidential elections, doesn’t mean there aren’t close elections. So big a state does not make it monolithic. You go into the high Sierras, San Bernardino,…

Grammar number two question mark

Of all these guys alleged crimes, it’s his grammar that I think is what he should get the chair for. 

Actually, it’s Di-yaaaan

He can’t help it, it’s literally in his name.

“That Adorable Baby Octopus Is a Predator. You Know: Because It’s an Octopus” doesn’t have the same clickbait-y ring to it.

“It’s my nature,” said the scorpion’s asshole.

I honestly read this expecting to read that they were crazy venomous or something.  But nope.  I hate using the term, but this is definitely click-bait.

Oh, I dunno. Maybe the hostess thought the four top would seat these two ladies too far away to have intimate conversation. I can’t believe the shit people get worked up over. As for dragging her brothers, I’m totally on board. I have a sister who wants to tell everyone what to do, and how they should do it—but she’s…

Octopuses are carnivores. They eat meat. I like crabmeat, and you probably do too. Octopuses just don’t have access to clarified butter.

I have heard that they’ll beak the bejesus out of any English-speaker who earnestly says “octopodes”.

Shock: An animal, that isn’t fed by its parents needs to hunt and kill its own pray. News at 11.

I don't know if they fall under mass marketed, but I always found Hornsby's and Magners to be quite pleasing. Magners pear cider is delightful as well. 

Well if she hadn't we just would have been asking why her brothers weren't there too. Because, you know, we know she has brothers.

This person sounds delightful, especially when they take the time to drag their brothers despite it not being at all relevant to the story in question.

Found Rude Negro’s burner account.

If only the Today Show could have found someone who is smart, lovely, and universally liked...

This loser, rife with clear mental-health issues, has been spending the better part of the last three years sharing his political rants in the comment section of a post about the shows airing on television that evening.