Counterpoint: I’m not paying $20 for two eggs and a piece of toast when I’m on a per diem. I'll wake up on time like an adult and go get something healthy and cheap.

A lot of propositions, congressional races, and local elections come down to the wire. Just because we’re a democratic shoe-in with the governor, senate, and presidential elections, doesn’t mean there aren’t close elections. So big a state does not make it monolithic. You go into the high Sierras, San Bernardino,…

Grammar number two question mark

Of all these guys alleged crimes, it’s his grammar that I think is what he should get the chair for. 

Actually, it’s Di-yaaaan

He can’t help it, it’s literally in his name.

“It’s my nature,” said the scorpion’s asshole.

Oh, I dunno. Maybe the hostess thought the four top would seat these two ladies too far away to have intimate conversation. I can’t believe the shit people get worked up over. As for dragging her brothers, I’m totally on board. I have a sister who wants to tell everyone what to do, and how they should do it—but she’s…

I don't know if they fall under mass marketed, but I always found Hornsby's and Magners to be quite pleasing. Magners pear cider is delightful as well. 

Well if she hadn't we just would have been asking why her brothers weren't there too. Because, you know, we know she has brothers.

This person sounds delightful, especially when they take the time to drag their brothers despite it not being at all relevant to the story in question.

Found Rude Negro’s burner account.

If only the Today Show could have found someone who is smart, lovely, and universally liked...

Just here to be the person who says, since Jason framed Donkey Doug’s girlfriend for bougie board theft before his death, it would have happened in both timelines, because the new timeline started just before the moment he died. He had already gotten into that fight. (I have chosen to believe that Donkey Doug rejoined…

This loser, rife with clear mental-health issues, has been spending the better part of the last three years sharing his political rants in the comment section of a post about the shows airing on television that evening.

They’ve been providing commentary on this spot for years, back when this site was worth something. You decided to make this you one and only post.

This kind of thing does kind of bring out the Madame LaFarge in one, doesn’t it?

I was interested until I went to the site and tried an LA zip and got no results. In fact, if you enter ‘San Francisco’ or ‘San Francisco, CA’ or a San Francisco zip where OP is located, the search results only produce UK results like “San Francisco Walk, Lowestoft NR33, UK”

NO! the world must bend to my every whim. LIBERALS 2020! BAN EVERYTHING I DON’T LIKE!

Coffee maker broken?