No. I do consider them to be delicious (so long as no asshole has added marshmallows to them/they weren’t made by my mother), but they are not a vegetable.

Potatoes are a starch. Potatoes do not count as veggies. That’s like saying ketchup is a veggie.

I love the idea of having a fairy allergy. Walking around beautiful meadows and wooded glens would be so dangerous!

It’s great to take cross contamination seriously, but sometimes the best answer is just “Sorry, we can’t do that” even if people don’t want to do it.

along with allergies: sugar free requests. Like haha I’m gonna give this skinny bitch regular coke or whatever. No. Stop. Have you ever fucking heard of diabetes?

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

I’m pretty damn sure it’s toad the line.

“Did Obama just admit that an Islamic Callisee is heading towards the West? Tune in to FOX tonight to find out!”

It is crazy to me that “storing them indefinitely” is a solution to the problem. Like, we would NEVER destroy them...we’ll just let them sit here forever, unused, gathering dust.

I lived in a city that did not permit TNR. We did have an animal rescue that did low cost spay and neuter. They had traps people could borrow. The company line was, if someone brought in a cat the clinic couldn’t KNOW it wasn’t their cat. So they did the spay/neuter and the person picked the cat up. If they then…

I don't consider the second set of movies as being related to the first. I treat them as entirely different films that Lucas just slapped the name Star Wars on. Seems to help, but good luck to you.

“It’s hard for me to watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch.”

The day my partner and I went to NY City Hall to get our domestic partnership was the same day Bethenny and Jason were getting their marriage license. There was a camera crew, and my partner was completely bewildered by what was going on. Bethenny was alternately on her cell phone/bitching at Jason when the camera…

re: Matthew Perry - “Could I break any more bones?”

Sci-fi-face

" sorry Guv, can't gas up your car, it just goes against my religious sensibilities, you understand dontcha?'

So some Indiana businesses could flex their 'religious liberty' by 'confronting government overreach' and not serving/selling to Pence right?

Asking about guns shouldn't be banned, more like it should be mandatory. I work in a psychiatric hospital with kids that are, for the most part, either highly aggressive, suicidal, or both. Determining what means of violence are available to our patients help us determine what they need to be safe, to themselves and…

But they need to know if their patient is safe especially if they are suicidal or in danger.