I love this. Gritzzzz 4-ever

As someone who hates grocery shopping, I try to make amusing lists for myself.
Carrots = Roots
Potatoes = taters

GEEK LOVE!!! I love that book!

I did HR before I went to nursing school because I hated HR so much. It was Ah-Maz-Ing some of the bullshit companies tried to pul.

I think Black Cindy is working at that gas station.

I always wondered which is bigger— a shit-ton or a fuck-ton. I’m going to go w/ fuck-ton.

Lands End. Mother fucking cardigans for days.

High five to you!

I was so neurotic as a sexy-times teen that I was on the pill AND made teen-BF wear a condom. This girl was not gonna’ get knocked up.

I didn't love the first episode, but I watched two more and I was HOOKED. It got weirder and better and weirder and funnier.

Plus, Jon Hamm plays the cult leader and defends himself in a trial I found hi-lair-ee-ous

Virginia native, Mary Washington College alum (a former women's college that went co-ed in the 70's, I think). I considered Sweet Briar and a good girlfriend of mine went there.

As others have commented, Lynchburg is nearby, but it is small and boring. Back in the early '90s, my Sweet Briar friend could/would go to…

I'm a nurse. A big part of my job involves touching people. I still ask permission/tell them I'm going to do it.

So Rick is willing to go to DC... what is he going to do when he gets there?

Little Brownie Bakers is the good one. The names of the cookies are different. Little Brownie Bakers makes Samoas. The other bakers makes Caramel Delights. Caramel Delights a "frigging abomination" per my very opinionated sister. ;-)

Crinoline made by my best girlfriend. Dress also made by same best girlfriend out of material from my Mom's wedding dress! So much fabulous! (if i do say so myself :-)

Here's mine! And the hubs'

Thanks to everyone for the kind words. I really appreciate it!

I'm sorry this happened to you and your husband. Take care and here's to the good times outnumbering the bad.

Stories like this hit me so hard. My sister has a brain injury caused by a lack of oxygen (weird, freak accident... no drugs, no alcohol, in no way shape or form her fault)

Home health nursing is hard, says someone who just quit her home health nursing job for a more traditional job in a hospital.

Parking, or the lack of, especially in shitty weather can be the straw that broke the camel's back.

Someone must alert Jasper Fforde and Thursday Next!!!