I wanted to have an abortion. I mean, I’d rather have had my birth control succeed 100% but I was very, very happy and relieved to have an abortion and get on with my life. My response is overwhelmingly typical, too.

The abortion rate is currently at its lowest point since Roe v Wade passed. Because we had Planned Parenthood and access for free birth control.

Oh I understand. I blame it on my upbringing that I had the tiniest itsy-bitsy bit of sympathy for Trump about the non-existent crowds.

I don’t despise her, I just refuse to have any sympathy for her.

That was my takeaway as well.

Meanwhile, Cutting Crew has asked for royalties based on any financial windfall hoax Santa may have accrued.

Tom Hanks is our dad and Tim Kaine is our stepdad (but the good kind of stepdad that buys you gifts to win your love). Joe Biden is our crazy uncle who takes us on inappropriate road trips.

I respect your opinion and that Trump is a dangerous lunatic and we agree to disagree, no problem. However, my original point that lowering ourselves to his level is a bad thing. We cannot be moral relativists when it suits our opinions. They go low, we go high to paraphrase Michelle O.

I loathe Trump as much as the next Jezebel commenter, but I hate this sign stealing/burning stuff.

Why did Sesame Street send out a blank tweet?

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

Yes I could of screamed when I read that. It literally made my skin crawl. For all intensive purposes, it’s annoying.

My dear Kelly, you have not been specific enough in this otherwise lovely homage to my favorite food. You must use, and ONLY use, Duke’s mayonnaise in your tomato sandwiches.

My favorite storied student simile is: “The boat glided across the lake just like a bowling ball wouldn’t.”

It looks awesome! And I love the guy from Silicon Valley!!!

That but what really makes me eye roll is these people are my age. We lived this! This was daily life. Girls played with trucks and Big Wheels as much as the boys. We all played with Legos, not the pink version for girls. It was so normal nobody thought twice about it yet these assholes act like the world is ending…

I never get tired of showing this print ad from the 1970’s.

OMG Thank you! I actually posted before reading this. I really wonder if there is some kind of deal between Jezebel and Caitlin Jenner!

This Caitlyn love on liberal blogs has to stop. She is an awful, horrible human being, worse than anyone else in that family and that’s saying something. Fuck her (and I’m glad her show is tanking.)