You must be a blast at tea parties and girls’ nights out. There aren’t that many ways to say “here’s your drink”, “dinner’s ready”, or “sex? sure!” Not much interested in hearing anything else, and certainly not in any of your faggot-ass “positive outcomes”.

Speaking to a woman makes her sound different? You must have studied different acoustics than the rest of us.

You obviously don’t know many women.

Uhg! Fingernails on a chalkboard voice, nothing of value to add. Thank God for the mute button.