I get the angle you are coming from here, and some of this is with merit, but it also seems like you are contorting yourself to find something to get upset about. If you think that Diana literally means Hope Solo is not a problem then you are just being purposefully obtuse. She means she’s not a problem in the sense…

The U.S. Soccer Federation made a misstep in trying to claim a moral high ground, saying it did an investigation that, like any sports organization’s investigation, was brief, cursory, and flawed.

Seconded. I am in NO WAY team Rachel. I think what she’s done here is disgraceful and I don’t think a white woman can go around claiming to understand the struggle of the black experience. That shit is inexcusable. However, since this story broke I’ve been seeing a lot of hating going on in regards to people who are…

It’s a parody that they’re playing straight

When I’ve had fraudulent charges come up on my credit card, dealing with the credit card company has been similarly easy and there’s far less downtime than with PayPal. I call the credit card company, tell them about the fraudulent charge (actually, most of the time it’s the credit card company letting me know there’s…

It’s not weird. Because our experiences are not the same as yours. Our banks may not be the same either.

One of the benefits of credit cards is the part where you said you won’t see your money for a while. With a credit card, you never lose the money. Even if it takes them a while to “review your claim”, in the meantime when you pay your credit card bill you don’t have to pay for the bogus charge. You’re never actually…

Deadspin’s finals coverage of both the NHL and NBA finals, is like a bipolar, suicidal, psychotic ex girlfriend only slightly less predictable.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

I think the companion horse is, in fact, the pro horse’s best friend so your wife is going to like that part. From what my father told me (and he knew the ponies), companion horses are usually raised with the contender and they build a solid and lifelong bond. The friend provides protection, comfort and play. I…

My portraits were fine (despite the fact that it was 1990 in podunk Utah) however, in the final yearbook, there was a splotch right below my nose, so it kind of looks as if I have a black booger hanging out my nose. Good times!

Donate to the sheriff’s office in Oklahoma and you can pretend to be a cop and really shoot people.

Sounds like my ancestors shipped yours over.

Good call, NoUncleMikeNo. I had the pleasure of serving on a three masted frigate in Hawaii in 1984 to get my riggers license. I spent five weeks on the ground learning knots, sheet hauling, canvas repair and common needle work before I was allowed aloft. Once there, it was another 6 weeks of barefoot rigging before I…

Professional frigateers are hard to find these days.

A colonoscopy set to music.

You rang?

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

I can't see any way to relieve the pressure on Blatter unless he goes.

That is one impressively unappetizing looking pizza.