Well that’s a change, for once he can’t get a penalty for a defensive play.

Mind you, back home in Wolfsburg, the score is reported as 2-1 win for the Wolves

From the crates:

When asked why she’d become a Mariners fan she said that, as a young girl, her favourite baseball player in the whole world had been Jamie Moyer.

Bob Costas is the worst. He embodies everything wrong with sports journalism. Unless and until he’s excelled at anything athletic, I’m really not interested in what he has to say about sports. I can only hope he’s asked his ancestors for forgiveness.

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

You guys really need to publish a book of Jim Cooke’s artwork.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Nailed me. Also, your screenname is amazing. Was this an argument? If so, I cede the win to you.

They could have been drinking milk, but they'd STILL have that tea kettle whistling. Remember Fatal Attraction? I think every room had a tea kettle in it!

I think a lot of people have a problem with how he goes about getting the balls, not that he’s doing it. If he wants to show up to BP and catch a few hit at/near him without hitting anyone, fine. But moving to sections you’re not supposed to sit in, changing team apparel, standing next to children and demanding a ball…

That actually is a pretty good book.

ROTFLMAO!

My Riley Curry Prediction: She has a Nickelodeon or Disney show within 3-5 years. There will be an episode where she is giving a press conference and Steph keeps interrupting her. There will tiny kids dressed like old-timey news reporters in the crowd growing more and more frustrated with his antics. It will be a…

I get the angle you are coming from here, and some of this is with merit, but it also seems like you are contorting yourself to find something to get upset about. If you think that Diana literally means Hope Solo is not a problem then you are just being purposefully obtuse. She means she’s not a problem in the sense…

The U.S. Soccer Federation made a misstep in trying to claim a moral high ground, saying it did an investigation that, like any sports organization’s investigation, was brief, cursory, and flawed.

Seconded. I am in NO WAY team Rachel. I think what she’s done here is disgraceful and I don’t think a white woman can go around claiming to understand the struggle of the black experience. That shit is inexcusable. However, since this story broke I’ve been seeing a lot of hating going on in regards to people who are…

It’s a parody that they’re playing straight