It's a sign of his maturity, five years ago there would've been hell toupee

Fitting that Rooney is getting in there and trying to plug up this hairy situation.

This makes me miss my home state. Don't ever change MN.

This was a great interview, thank you so much for this.
I am poly/into open relationships (they're not the same thing) and some of my friends are too. I absolutely don't believe in monogamy. I believe it works in some specific cases, but I believe most relationships would be better if they were non-monogamous to some…

I was recently unemployed for a few (harrowing) months. I'd gotten into an industry I honestly didn't really enjoy, doing a job I didn't really care about one way or the other. Essentially I went from doing help desk/technical support jobs to doing software QA.

Tons and tons, check out the .mil sites

SHE WAS USING AOL.

Maybe they needed a good cook.

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me.

"But this, friends, this is where the real story of ISIS begins. With me, and a kebab."

I dunno sounds like KP duty for those fighting ISIS. #peelpotatoes

'Tower, can you inform the deck crew that now is not the right time for an impromptu rave?'

I think a good catapult full of flaming turd bags is due on both side of aisle as well. It's not a republican or democrat thing, they both have their weaknesses when it comes to arms procurement on the Hill, it is a political thing. Like I said, Industry Leadership, Congress and the DoD Brass are to blame for this,…

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

And now that the video's been endorsed by Jimmy Page himself

This is just one of a number of rules the NFL is thinking about importing from college, including:

You sir are completely wrong. Google is your friend. Times have changed. Even the damn demo team is "Viper West" not "Fighting Falcon West"

nah

"I vividly remember facing off against Vince Carter in college, truly epic games."

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.