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you can see parts of the wing coming off after striking the landing gear of that jet

Pretty embarrassing this did not make the list:

i remember 1 game that had a shark gun, you would fire it, there was a trail and a shark would come up out of the ground and eat the target

How can this article not include any of the weapons from 2003's “Armed and Dangerous”, which included the Land Shark Rifle (which fires a shark that swims through the ground and devours your enemies), the Topsy-turvy bomb, which turns the whole world upside down so your enemies fall off it, and the aptly-named

Thanks for this. Trailers on articles used to be a given on Kotaku.

It is true. This steelbook has no disc.

Hell yeah!

Going to be honest, I always thought The World is Not Enough was the better game. Had the cool watch and the sticky grenades.

Is the game going to be included free? I’m guessing so since I was surprised the Spider-Man PS4 PRO came with the deluxe edition of the game for $399. 

So basically he cut between zero and 10 minutes based on the range of values lol. 

Not assuming anything by any means, but it took me forever to realize that “X to continue” pops up almost instantly on a loading screen. If you just sit there without pressing anything, it’ll eventually continue after a minute or so. Now I’m barely on a loading screen for 2 seconds while fast traveling.

Good on him. Now mind telling us about the new single, FiNAL SHiTS?

I really just don’t understand how anyone can hate women so much to mute them by default and avoid playing with them. Like… how insecure do you have to be? Are they that much of a threat to your existence? How do you exist in the real world where you have to interact with women on a daily basis?

Found Putin’s stealth account. 

How's the taste of russian cock? Does it have a hint of vodka?

If any Steam / MS / Sony / Humble / other game store platform peeps are online and reading this, I’m hoping y’all are planning some sales and bundles focused on devs in Ukraine and any other affected regions. Any attention on the conflict would be helpful, and this’d be an easy and surefire way to compel any

To be fair, it took me a few times reading the sentence before I even saw the mistake. My brain just automatically converted it to “we’ve”.

Those types of errors plague every blog-based community because they don’t spend money on editing. It’s not mysterious.

The lack of an editor is a big part of it. You can often reread over things you wrote yourself and miss things like that because in your head it’s right. Instead of reading what’s there you’re “saying” the sentences in your head. You can’t be an outside observer to something you wrote. That make sense?

Putting the obvious bigotry aside, and the fact that this guy is obviously a horrible person aside, if the vaccines are an effort to “euthanize the American people” they are laughably bad at it. What, like, ~200 million of us have gotten at least one (most 2 or 3) dose of the vaccine? And how many have died? Like, I