numberfiveisalive
Number Five is Alive
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It is true. This steelbook has no disc.

Hell yeah!

Going to be honest, I always thought The World is Not Enough was the better game. Had the cool watch and the sticky grenades.

Is the game going to be included free? I’m guessing so since I was surprised the Spider-Man PS4 PRO came with the deluxe edition of the game for $399. 

So basically he cut between zero and 10 minutes based on the range of values lol. 

Not assuming anything by any means, but it took me forever to realize that “X to continue” pops up almost instantly on a loading screen. If you just sit there without pressing anything, it’ll eventually continue after a minute or so. Now I’m barely on a loading screen for 2 seconds while fast traveling.

Good on him. Now mind telling us about the new single, FiNAL SHiTS?

I really just don’t understand how anyone can hate women so much to mute them by default and avoid playing with them. Like… how insecure do you have to be? Are they that much of a threat to your existence? How do you exist in the real world where you have to interact with women on a daily basis?

Found Putin’s stealth account. 

How's the taste of russian cock? Does it have a hint of vodka?

If any Steam / MS / Sony / Humble / other game store platform peeps are online and reading this, I’m hoping y’all are planning some sales and bundles focused on devs in Ukraine and any other affected regions. Any attention on the conflict would be helpful, and this’d be an easy and surefire way to compel any

They’re great everybody cars. Their new logo though is nobody’s logo. I had to Google wtf car KM was, finally figure out was Kia and thought Kia Motors, then after a little herb I saw that it actually spelled KIA. 

100% agree. Apparently we can’t be allowed to just like a show and enjoy being entertained by it. See also: Star Wars sequels, Anything Zac Snyder Directed, and (I’m sure) the upcoming Firefly reboot.

I find this fascinating. I try to do the write thing when I compose, but that subtitle is one of those subjective instances that work only if you already have “city, country” as your mental model, otherwise it feels off. It would be hard to catch if you interpret it as intended first pass.

I highly doubt that this is the only Michelin starred restaurant in all of Italy like the title would suggest.

Bloody hell, I sure can. Riddle me with arrows, you Irish Amazon. Impale me with your electric spear, you muscular cavewoman.

Tangential but: I thought “say less” =/= “nuff said”

I hope they reveal details because I really want to know how they got a PS5.

I’ve seen Link referred to as a twink so many times for so long I forgot there were people uptight enough to get riled up by it. It’s like seeing someone getting upset the George of the Jungle is labelled a himbo.

ok, fine, you fixed the orientation of the Wright Flyer but there are many more issues.