numberfiveisalive
Number Five is Alive
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Oh boy, it’s the “Edge” debacle all over again. Or “Scrolls” with Mojang and Bethesda. Single word trademarking is bullshit, and should be held to a higher scrutiny as to whether someone can be considered infringing on your trademark.
Like, nobody is going to confuse a game called “Scrolls” with “The Elder Scrolls”,

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

This generic name copyrighting shit is out of hand.

I’m pretty sure in this story I un-cancelled a game!

“I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!” sobbed man who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces party.

First they came for MSNBC and I did nothing because the libs deserved it.

“I can’t think of anything that is a more quintessential expression of our democracy than providing the American people with a choice that doesn’t have to be binary between the Republican and the Democrat,” Schultz said.

I honestly think that conservative Christians fighting over which Bible is used would end this politically.

“Stephen Miller is the probably kind of person that gets off on beating up homeless people.” 

Knowing this dipshit, he’d probably butterfly effect us into some terrible Nazi victory in WWII.

If I had a time machine, I wouldn’t use it to go back in time to hit on my mother or pretend that I, not Chuck Berry, invented rock n’ roll. I would send people like Stephen Miller back in time to learn some historical empathy from his refugee ancestors.

And leave him there.

Wow. So, basically he’s saying that we should all come together and work as one organism to protect and support one another, like some kind of a commune huh?

Oh yeah, the good folks at Chase, Wells Fargo, Quicken Loans or any of the other financial behemoths, are more than willing to sit down with their borrowers, whom they consider to be just like friends and family from all their years of personal face to face interactions, and come up with a plan that will just let you

Taco Bell will pay for it!

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest

Sandmann explained: His classmates, are not “racist people,” they—like he—come from a school that does not “tolerate racism.”

I am always curious what these people think wearing a MAGA hat says to the rest of the world.

“Why am I being arrested when those kids are free to ride around?”

The heat death of the universe, I think.