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Number Five is Alive
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Oh boy, it’s the “Edge” debacle all over again. Or “Scrolls” with Mojang and Bethesda. Single word trademarking is bullshit, and should be held to a higher scrutiny as to whether someone can be considered infringing on your trademark.
Like, nobody is going to confuse a game called “Scrolls” with “The Elder Scrolls”,

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

This generic name copyrighting shit is out of hand.

I’m pretty sure in this story I un-cancelled a game!

“I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!” sobbed man who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces party.

First they came for MSNBC and I did nothing because the libs deserved it.

Pregnant woman stabbed all over?
Now I feel energized for the new day and eager to meet a lot of new people! Go, Universe!

In older times you had to loiter in dark alleys and hope a victim would happen by. Now you can summon them with an app.

“I can’t think of anything that is a more quintessential expression of our democracy than providing the American people with a choice that doesn’t have to be binary between the Republican and the Democrat,” Schultz said.

I honestly think that conservative Christians fighting over which Bible is used would end this politically.

“Stephen Miller is the probably kind of person that gets off on beating up homeless people.” 

Knowing this dipshit, he’d probably butterfly effect us into some terrible Nazi victory in WWII.

If I had a time machine, I wouldn’t use it to go back in time to hit on my mother or pretend that I, not Chuck Berry, invented rock n’ roll. I would send people like Stephen Miller back in time to learn some historical empathy from his refugee ancestors.

And leave him there.

Seek psychiatric help IMMEDIATELY!

That is what the state gets for allowing these anti-vac idiots. Having a ‘personal’ or other exceptions. Allowing a non-vaccinated child into a school or day-care is asking for it.

Wow. So, basically he’s saying that we should all come together and work as one organism to protect and support one another, like some kind of a commune huh?

Oh yeah, the good folks at Chase, Wells Fargo, Quicken Loans or any of the other financial behemoths, are more than willing to sit down with their borrowers, whom they consider to be just like friends and family from all their years of personal face to face interactions, and come up with a plan that will just let you

Taco Bell will pay for it!

Sandmann explained: His classmates, are not “racist people,” they—like he—come from a school that does not “tolerate racism.”