I am always curious what these people think wearing a MAGA hat says to the rest of the world.

“Why am I being arrested when those kids are free to ride around?”

The heat death of the universe, I think.

you see no big changes in the country. it’s all the same*

I know it’s a tired exercise at this point but bear with me...

He’s a boorish, barely-literate, misogynistic, cheese-brained old racist who managed to convince 62 million people that he was fit to be President.

and in one of the strangest alterations, Trump’s fingers have been made slightly longer.

“Apparently, Democrats have grown tired of playing fair. This bill would weaponize the FEC with a 3-to-2 partisan makeup.”

Agreed. I thought I had it all figured out, and was even going to “save” those of my friends who didn’t believe as I did.

I was an asshole. A sanctimonious, proselytizing asshole.

That anyone who knew me during that period in my life still talks to me at all is a source of both wonder and humility.

Eh. I try to abide by the axiom that faith is fine, but people tend to pervert it.

In that sense, I suppose organized religion can, generally, be considered a less-than-good thing, but it does a lot of good for a lot of people who don’t try to do ill to others because of it—so I have a hard time condemning it out of…

I went to a church in high school (and for about half a semester of my first year of undergrad) that explicitly forebade premarital sex, and openly condemned homosexuality—or, really, anything that wasn’t heteronormative.

Outside of the fact that they really fucked me up in terms of my openness to sex for a few years (l…

I guess there are times when a tallboy really is just too much PBR.

to me the ammonia smell puts me off both brie and camembert.

A good hot dog is still a remarkably disappointing bratwurst. 

Came here to be disappointed by lack of Half Life 3 news.

Agreed. Hawaiian pizza wouldn’t be as bad if they would just replace the ham with bacon. Ham is boring: just salty, often water-logged, and gummy. Bacon has salt, char, and way more textural contrast.

That said, the kind of pineapple most places use is too cloyingly sweet and not particularly sour.  As I live in a…

My go-to order is bacon and pineapple. The bacon adds that salt and fat that pairs so well with the pineapple. I could also never say no to sausage, peppers, and onions. Great mouth feel with a pleasing combo of flavors.

the idea that lots of people would actively avoid Trump’s speech but switch back to watch Chuck & Nancy seems a tad bizarre to me.

No Expanse, Big Mouth, Rick and Morty this year?  

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.