I was playing over the weekend, and a friend accidentally pegged me with the resupply beacon. Hilarity ensued, obviously. After frantically running around and diving to the ground to try and shake the little glowing orb of imminent death, I realized only one thing could save me - a perfectly timed, split second dive…

Well in Levi’s defense, they are both black and nonbinary. So I don’t think accusations of coopting apply to them. Doesn’t make the general trend any less annoying though. But like I said, old men yelling at clouds and all.

These headlines are giving maximum cringe...

This is funny. A+

Haha! Saw that as well. But I’m increasingly beginning to realize that I am just an old man yelling and shaking my fist at clouds. (Pun unintentional.)

Great start. Now can you use that phrase in a sentence? Seriously, it is getting so bad around here. Maybe we should let AI come for your jobs. Does anybody proofread anything in the Gawkerverse?

Those 70,000+ numbers are coming from Downdetector. It’s self-reported. So the real number of affected users is likely much higher. This is a major outage. No doubt.

What a douche.

HA! In that case, I think I’ll wait to stream at home. But yes, those theaters do exist. And Dune 2 supports the platform. It’s called MX4D. I’ve never been to one, but they advertise motion seats, misters, air jets, rumble, strobe effects, strong scents and.... ticklers. That’s seriously how they refer to it. There…

What in Jeebus’ name does this mean? Am I so far behind on modern slang?

‘Secondary’ was standing in for ‘support’ in that example. My bad. That’s how I see it in my mind. Primary weapons are the ones you drop in with. Secondary weapons are the ones you call down. But yes, support is the word I should have used. Thank you for your support, helldiver.

Hey man, I’m just here in a strictly benefit-of-the-doubt capacity. You’re gonna have to take this up with the author. LOL

It may have released in 2023, but the first official gameplay reveal was in 2022. So maybe that technically counts as the game’s debut.

You can! (Sort of.) When you die, everything you are carrying is dropped with your body. That includes secondary weapons, backpacks and samples, etc. It really benefits you to track down the spot where you died, and recover that stuff. (Especially the samples.) This is more difficult if you are split up from the…

...a BAC level above zero and below 0.8.

I believe they first show up as the targets of Extermination-type missions on Level 4 (Challenging) difficulty. Starting from Level 5 (Hard), they can show up randomly on any map/mission. If you look below the difficulty setting on the operations map screen, you will see which parameters exist within missions of the…

I’ll start by pointing out that I’ve never played a Persona game, so I have no idea what their political/ideological/sociological underpinnings are.

You write, mere pixels away from your included image which clearly states a length of 7.5 feet.

Right? You are a much friendlier Jimmy. Thank you.