numberfiveisalive
Number Five is Alive
numberfiveisalive

GTA IV got two incredible single player DLCs in The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony. GTA V had soooo much potential for story spinoffs like that, and it got.... nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Meanwhile, the online portion was printing money for them. That should have been a license for Rockstar to set aside

Please let this be the harbinger of a sea change within the industry. The world needs fewer of these live service abominations - not more.

You’re darn tootin’!

No mention of Vlad being aboard the plane, chief.

I guarantee you this one flew over 99% of the heads around here. A tip of the hat and a star for you, good Ronnie of Barzel.

Not 100% sure, but PixelRunner may be referring to the test footage leak from a few months ago? That’s the only context I can think of in which Rockstar “shot themselves in the foot” by releasing a trailer.

1,000% THIS

You do realize these games go on sale, right? Unless your core gaming identity is based around multiplayer games that all your friends purchase on release and you will be left behind if you don’t jump in with them right away, there is absolutely no reason to be a day-oner anymore. In fact, more than ever there are

The algorithm has spoken.

The algorithm has spoken.

And Canada, I believe. But even the current iteration of EB Games is just a subsidiary of GameStop. If you manually type w w w . ebgames . c o m into your browser, it redirects to the GameStop website.

TRUTH

Ummm... have you been watching what’s happening around here and across the (remaining) G/O sites? I’m surprised they’re still able to keep the lights on, and now you want full-on proofreading and editing and stuff? That costs money, Jack. And I don’t think the check is in the mail.

This also means the maximum you can discount a single transaction online is $34. That’s one $15 coupon, one $10 coupon, one $5 coupon, and one $1 coupon. Lol. Lmao even.

The company’s Pro membership program (which tk) continues to slash its discounts and perks, too.

Here, let me Google that for you.

If you break your arm in half in two different places, you actually broke your arm in thirds. Idiot.

I’m going to go waaaaay out on a limb here and assume that whomever is running that Xbox Battle Grounds account has never seen an actual flesh and blood posterior nude and in person. Call it a hunch.

AHAHAHHAHA!!! I am dying right now. Got so focused on one misspelling that I didn’t even notice the more egregious one. He also spells ‘million’ with only one ‘l’ towards the end of the piece, but I didn’t have the energy. Guessing Herb axed all the editors and cancelled the yearly subscription to Office 365

This poor kid’s traumatization sentence: LIFE

Because Kinja?