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Number Five is Alive
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Pot, meet Kettle.

Contra, obviously.

Contra, obviously.

Six 20-minute episodes condensed to 120 minutes... isn’t condensed.

This right here. Has to be the issue. No way any PS5 is taking 30 seconds for fast travel. (Although the commenter does mention toggling the option to skip game hints.) I haven’t bothered to do that myself, so I don’t know whether it is supposed to automatically boot into the game after loading or if it still gives

You... don’t know the difference between flora and fauna, do you?

Why is this a video? (This question is rhetorical.)

Came for this.

If this dude’s 9 to 5 is streaming videogames from within the confines of his bedroom, then I don’t think he is existing in the real world. At least, not one in which he interacts with women on the daily. I’d say he needs to get out more, but maybe this is better for the rest of us.

This chode has a wife?!?!?!

Uhhhh..... nope. It most assuredly is NOT a hovercraft. Try again, Ari.

How do such obvious and easily fixed typos continue to plague this collection of websites? This doesn’t even require the work of a dedicated editor - just a quick proofread by the author before hitting that “publish” button. Crazy lazy.

Yo, Fahey! Check yourself. It was a PS4, not a PS5. Headline needs updating. (Unless you think Sony was just being all willy-nilly with its dev kits.)

It takes a few years for the genocide vaccine to work its magic. Just wait. You’ll see the effects someday. You’ll all see!!!!!!!!!!

Are you... me? I had the same thing happen over the summer. Almost called a buddy of mine who is a big car guy to ask if any new brands had started up recently. Seeing the “KIA” in that logo was like unlocking the mysteries of those Hidden 3D Stereogram posters from the 90s.

This statement follows immediately after a sentence in which you link directly to this particular grift’s product page. So nice of you to take a stand for Mr. Ross’ wishes. Does your sentiment lack conviction? Or are those affiliate links just too hard to pass up? You couldn’t even wait to get past the opening graf.

Time for another cup of covfefe, Luke.

This is not a complete sentence.

Any chance this could wind up on consoles down the line? Or is it too keyboard/mouse dependent? Looks dope!

Wait, WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!

Absolutely agree. After I began reading the post and discovered the name of the restaurant, I had to scroll back up and reread that sub header before I finally gained clarity. Because on the first go-round I was stupefied at the prospect of the entire country of Italy containing only a single Michelin-starred