I’m here, Swag! Couldn’t help but notice that your reference was positively soaring over everyone’s heads. Please rest assured that there are still a few of us who have not fallen asleep on the job!

HA! You ain’t kiddin, Ethan. It is a far cry from something like the whimsy of the Wii’s menu music, to be sure.

...and triggers capable of providing degrees of resistance against players’ thumbs...

I should think the most pressing business at hand for Stacey Abrams would be putting those organizing skills to work immediately to make a play for Georgia’s Senate seats in the January runoff. Clock’s ticking. Strike while the iron’s hot.

The screenshot is attributed to Sony / Marvel / Kotaku. Presumably, that means Mike captured it himself while playing. If you read his review carefully, you would know that he played the PS4 version of the game. I’m in no way suggesting that the PS5 version will feature markedly improved rendering of faux fur, but the…

Just popping in to say that I like your username and thumbnail.

Great. Now all the folks bemoaning the already limited cockpit FOV will have one more thing to gripe about...

Sooooo...

Ah yes, because if the Trumper Thumpers are known for anything, it is their respect for others.

Solid. Gold.

Pretty sure this one requires no further editing!

It is an abomination.

Fuck. Loot. Chests.

Publishers can try charging $70 all they want, I’ll still be picking up (most) games months after release for $20-$30 on sale.

Exactly why I didn’t purchase this serialized P.O.S.

And on Tax Day (extended) no less!

Cuz he’s a douche???

I think you mean by volume, which is what you are comparing when you use cubic feet.

So water is the only acceptable option in your mind? Folks can’t enjoy a soda/coffee/beer/energy drink while gaming? Get bent!

Hahahaha. Preach!