Not sure why this only has one star. I like the cut of your rallying call’s jib, sir! Very much looking forward to exercising my franchise in hopes of exorcising these cancerous, demonic traitors.

DVDDVDDVD is referring to Two-scoops, not Bobby Brown. Two-scoops, AKA Drumpf, AKA Twitterer-in-Chief, AKA Cheetolini, AKA Our (Inter)National Embarrassment, AKA Donny Dipshit, AKA The Wet President. In which case, no. The barely sentient orange turd that (occasionally) resides at 1600 Penn. Ave. does not appear in Gh…

But remember, this is Hollywood we’re talking about. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Those corporate, paint-by-numbers, coke-addled dipshit execs are not making an Uncharted movie. They are building a franchise. Principal photography won’t commence until they have scripts for four…

BUMP!

Goodness! She certainly has a condition. That’s some Clockwork Orange shit right there.

I hate the obligatory wearing of lapel pins that came into widespread practice after 9/11. A tiny metal flag that was probably made in China does not make you more authentically American or more patriotic than anyone else. Your deeds are what define you, and the deeds of these trash humans are about as un-American as…

Nolan North was not a voice actor for The Last of Us.

You beat me to it. I was trying to decide whether or not Maddy was testing/trolling us, and I wasn’t sure I wanted to give her the satisfaction. But now you’ve gone and taken the heat off the rest of us, so thank you for that. Notice how she put him all the way down at the bottom?

Brian, I’d like to thank you for introducing me to French 79. You posted Hometown a few weeks ago and I was hooked. It was kind of a bummer that there was only one full album out at the time. Then last week I noticed on Amazon Music that Joshua was about to drop. It’s been a great month for my ears. Cheers!

If only the rest of the world could disagree so civilly...

Good for you. Say it loud, and say it proud! Oreos ‘n milk is the bomb. And no beverage on earth washes down a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich like good, old-fashioned milk. Not whole milk - that’s gross. Two percent is where it’s at.

John Oliver did a great job covering China’s impending crisis. I highly recommend everyone take twenty minutes to educate themselves. Gonna be whooooole lotta raging incels for Pooh Bear to deal with.

Thank you for this! In the comments for the (since removed) post about autoplay ads, I inquired whether there was any place a Splinter devotee could go to get their daily dose of bad news “served with acerbic wit and a side of snark.”

Ummm, maybe they haven’t officially announced the third map, but the tease at the end of the video makes it pretty clear that we are going back to Wake Island. Any Battlefield player worth his or her salt can agree on the results of this particular Rorschach test.

You’re forgetting a third component. Alcohol! Watch the clip again, and notice the way this chalky chud wobbles around when going back in for a second try. This dipshit is wasted. He’s been stuffing his face hole with Bud Light and Fireball for three hours. Probably passed out in a urinal before the end of the second…

I was debating waiting for the eventual Black Friday price drop, but your comment has swayed me. Full retail day one purchase for me now. You are correct that the studios still making these games should be rewarded for their efforts. I shall do my small part.

So you use X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter for the main image and then don’t bother to suggest it? Is it not part of this latest batch of games to drop?

You rang?

Let’s see what’s in the box!

Wait, what?!?! Visual fidelity went backwards over the course of two years? Do you mean that the actual quality of the graphics is worse? (Resolution, draw distance, etc.) Or you just preferred the overall art direction of Wildlands?