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Fuck it right??!?!?!?! Just throw your empty trash out the car window too! No one cares about trash in public space. 

David’s next build. 

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

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Well, yeah, his brakes are never going to pass TuV either, so that’s a given.

The windshield has to be the right amount of wet. If I sense any amount of dry wiper on dry windshield friction, it drives me nuts. 

I see your point, but think about the Jeep Wrangler: More evolution than revolution. The shell is familiar, but the bones are still all new. I think the lesson learned is if its not broke, dont fix it.

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

Do you consider the ads “content blocks”? Can you rearrange them the hell off the page?

You must be new here.  :)

Normally I listen to the drivers complain about how “rough” the track surface is. Looking at some of your pictures I think they could have gotten it smoother if they did not pave it.

Why tell people what and how to celebrate? 

Isn’t the problem people blowing up shit and not the gender reveal? You didn’t do much at all to convince me that the parties (as in the original) are a problem, just the escalation — all of which could be a baby shower or announcement and have nothing to do with gender revelation.

And the wheels are just too busy.”

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ugh....the people in the slowlane who go 85 then 55 then 90 then 65 then 55, then 75.

How dare they make a underpowered, weird, limited edition and unreliable car. No one wants that.”

Counterpoint - if you have a small garage and your other hobbies include lots of DIY and outdoorsy stuff, you turn it into a workshop and the car sits outside. The trick is keeping it organized and uncluttered. To me, a nice garage workshop > empty box to keep snow off your Kia.

Illegal?  Samir, this is America!

He needs to fly under 10 more bridges if he wants to beat today’s GTA challenge.