They're out for Android too, but this is Gizmodo, so I'll help Mario do his job.

Why? It's ridiculous that razor companies feel like they have to make male and female versions of razers that use the same technology. Is there a reason why this razor is great for my face, but wouldn't work on my wife's legs? No, it's just because they don't want mixed messages in their ad campaigns about how this…

Bastard is gender neutral, it's any child born out of wedlock.

I think he was after human test subjects.

Desiner* Wouldn't want to sound pretentious, would you?

they should make it a functioning cutting board. Otherwise it's a scale that takes up a lot of counter space.

Woohoo!! I'm a 1 percenter!!!

What's not to love? That dog is a thief and a rascal! I like mischievous dogs.

Mr. Sorokanich,

Further evidence as to why people can never take the fashion world seriously...

...a scent indistinguishable from most 600cc sportbike riders.

"The only downside to that giant web of plastic Hot Wheels tracks criss-crossing your child's playroom..."

Soybeans have nipples? They must have people with very tiny hands. This site is very informative.

Funny thing about a flying shoe is that you can't really tell if the foot is still inside.

That's 5 million too much. A scam.

I blame it on the pa pa pa pa pa pa palcohol

You absolutely could, but I can imagine most people would not look after it after a while. They missed a great opportunity by not having it clip into the intake on the bottom.

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