privatize it? Why? You had it at “disband it”

Gotta be sure they’re un-armed...

And who says the Boston area is hard to navigate?

There's also a guy who has squeezed my but and my boobs in a "joking" way...

is this useful advice or a commercial for merino wool? tough to tell...

You forgot one........ if your significantly balding, please stop trying to hide it and just go really short or shaved bald.

A simulated flight sounds unbelievably awful. I don't know why, really, it just does.

It's especially a pain in the ass if you slip while trying to mount the turnstile

I gotta fight you there: A CVT is a great idea that could be truly awesome if used right. Ideally something like a CVT would be amazing for most things - imagine if you will: you're getting on the freeway, you punch it, the engine goes immediately to it's max power setting and stays there, with the transmission…

You're actually citing movies as serious evidence for your insane viewpoint? Holy fuck. No no no.

*right swipe*

There's the chance of it getting on to your skin?

Las Vegas is probably too much of a gamble.

Wow. I never knew that worked like that. Awesome.

What a waste of perfectly good Nutella.

Italian guy here, I can confirm this is funny even for me

It's funny because you are missing out on interactions in the present with your friends by avoiding the smartphone.

"I'm a person who pays for content because I want to support the people who created it...I pay for albums and movies and ebooks for the exact same reasons I toss a buck in a street performer's open violin case."

Pic says it all.

You should always be paranoid of old people on the road. Period.