There's the chance of it getting on to your skin?

Las Vegas is probably too much of a gamble.

Wow. I never knew that worked like that. Awesome.

What a waste of perfectly good Nutella.

Italian guy here, I can confirm this is funny even for me

It's funny because you are missing out on interactions in the present with your friends by avoiding the smartphone.

I remember my first beer. Also stop eating sweatsocks, regardless of cleanliness.

I like your stuff. Keep it up. Shoot for 365.

Oh, I also made up an awful name for your project.

Shoot for 365. Get it. Lol. I'm so funny. You know, shoot, like shoot a picture. For 365 days.

Shit, I need to start a comedy blog.

Wonder if they would taste the same or if there is some magic that growing in dirt performs.

That makes it a Red Snapper, not a Bloody Mary.

Because vodka is only for sorority girls and Slavs, add gin to your Bloody Mary.

"I'm a person who pays for content because I want to support the people who created it...I pay for albums and movies and ebooks for the exact same reasons I toss a buck in a street performer's open violin case."

Pic says it all.