I think Satan will take offense to that.

I don’t see why Satan would mind being associated with this.

Someone needs to make that story into a animated short. It would probably win an Oscar.

At the very least it would be great to watch after smoking.

i’ve been going back and forth whether that’s my favorite or • Man-sized sebaceous cyst

That’s pretty obviously the winner. I love them all, but not even close tbh.

Let’s not sully the Lord’s good name with this

Thank you, Anna, for doing the Lord’s work.

RIGHT. The hair, the sweater. He looks like the kid casted as “Bully #2” in an afterschool special.

At 15, if he was luring underage girls to perform sex acts on himself and adults, he is also a victim of sexual exploitation by those adults. No matter how much he enjoyed himself or how eager he was to take part.

Yeh, just reading how he speaks? He’s a fuckin stupid young kid. He should be punished, obviously, but not to the extent of a 27 year old. No way.

Plenty of people come back from being shithead 15 year olds. With the right guidance.

Thank you! He may have been the “prime mover” in this scam, but there were two adults doing this shit. Those guys don’t have the excuse of being baby scumbags; they’re just scumbags.

Just want to remind everyone that this kid is 15 and a piece of shit, but 15 and a POS is much different than 27 and a POS.

I am not sure I can look entirely past his age here. It’s fully possible that he’s been groomed and used by two adults to act as a lure on their behalf, whether he realizes that or not.

He’s 15-year-old little fuckass, so he’s never actually seen a pair, but he sure would like everyone to think he did. He probably describes them as “bags of sand”, too.

Cast him out as bait?

what...what year is it? how old is this mugshot!?

Titties AND boobies! That's the life.

Fernandez was released to his mother and required to wear an ankle monitor.

oooooooooh “boobies and titties” !?!?! wow! I only get to see one or the other. He’s real dope.

Some in the audience escaped to the exits when the Wolf of Wall Street met the Grizzly of Yellowstone.