Only able to make it to the awkward fist bump

On election day, a car in the town I lived in drove around all day with a stuffed animal dog in a crate on the roof. I miss that town.

I’m sad to admit that my first thought was, “Hey, some of these women had thick legs like I do! I’m beautiful too!” and now I hate myself.

Not even a dog will swallow her crap.

robots are not that advanced yet, unless they are made in Japan

This is Isabella Rossellini’s weirdest video to date.

Why are these people so terrible at approximating genuine human emotions?

He ate it when he was a child in Indonesia, where, hey! what do you know! they have different mores and norms when it comes to what animals people can eat.

We need to get buttons made.

I am now making the face JLaw makes a few articles down from this one. To this woman’s entire existence, not just when she eats dog treats.

“I always used to eat Milk-Bones as a kid. I thought they were very good,” Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina said in a video for IJ Review, before taking a bite of one, spitting it out, and attempting unsuccessfully to feed it to a dog.

Is this some sort of weird performance art piece that I don’t fully understand? Come to think of it, is Carly Fiorina some sort of weird performance art piece that I don’t fully understand?

Well. It’s better than what Mitt Romney does to dogs.

Looks like she’s scoping out the all-important Mel Gibson caucus.

after the encounter, dog needed a lot of therapy and cleaning

She purposely ate a dog bone.

In any of this does she take some of the blame for the Planned Parenthood shooting?

“Feed me a line, hurry!” is probably not the line you want to open with when you’re trying to play a regular person.

Next up: Carly Fiorina puts on an invisible fence dog collar, crawls around the perimeters of your property to emphasize her pain tolerance.