If we could just find a way to blame Muslims, abortion, or “the gays” I think we could get these guys to start agreeing with climate change.

Yeah, but I keep hearing people talking about the wonders of space exploration for the sole reason of mining the fuck out of it for minerals and resources. Fuck. That.

I just love being in an ecology program right now and reading new articles every week about various things being irretrievably lost/destroyed/altered. I especially love it when brainless, money-grubbing scum like this do their utmost to further an erroneous stance and worsen our already-rapid decline.

“This man could reasonably be considered a mass murderer. Except, of course, he’ll get away with it.”

I also wonder why no one ever brings up the foreign policy implications of clean energy. The vast majority of our foreign policy is driven by the need to have access to oil. Wars, alliances with unsavory dictators, etc. All driven by the need for oil. Get rid of that need and it would be interesting to see if we…

That’s pretty much all I have to contribute at this point. I am just deeply exhausted trying to fight this seemingly endless tide of idiocy, bigotry, sexism, racism, Islamophobia, climate change denial....the list never seems to fucking end.

I hear the Moon is relatively pollution-free. Mars, too.

I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you over the sound of this man’s foul ramblings:

“Something something clean energy and a planet we can breathe on is for sissies, so let’s go hunting oh-wait-we-can’t because they’ve either died off from a lack of habitat or we fucking killed them all, also because I’m fucking getting paid that’s why.”

Did someone call me?

It’s certainly one of those “truth is stranger and far more horrifying than fiction” things. After Wednesday’s events, I thought I wanted to just move under the sea, into some biodome situation. Then I started singing to myself “under the sea, under the sea, no mass shooting, just mass polluting, under the sea.” Yeah,…

You guys, is it really necessary to feed the goddamned trolls on EVERY article about this? I don’t think the lowest common denominator is going to be swayed by your very rational arguments so how about we just leave them to languish without response.

I’ve always thought the same thing! So, let’s say Climate Change isn’t happening. Fine. But maybe we want help for the health of human beings? That would be fine.

Bowdich asked for the public’s help ...

It’s almost like they’re not mutually exclusive!

Well, it’s really good that a horde of reporters and camera people and randos (not as well trained in crime scene analysis as me) marched through their home, a location full of evidence.

I wish I could answer a resounding “Yes!” Sadly, though, I’m not even sure he’s the worst man in Texas.

You couldn’t write these guys. No hyperbole, I mean it literally. If you invented villains as cartoonish as the Republican leadership, the Kochs, Murdoch, Ailes, Trump, etc, etc, you’d be mocked harder than E.L. James is in her worst nightmares.

Even if climate change wasn’t a thing at all, how can you see cleaner energy as a bad thing?

It’s nice to know that Meghan Trainor reacts to Christmas lights the same way I react to hearing her music... except I say, “It’s so shitty.”