“You know what the values tell you? Why are you 15-years-old and letting some boy take advantage of you?”

Up until the 90s... like, the 1790s?? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure slavery was a thing before the Declaration of independence and that race demographic percentages have skewed way more than 90/10 ever since.

*white iconic doll. There..

I agree, but this-

Dismiss. Never be afraid to dismiss.

Thanks hon. Fortunately I ended up laughing because one of my kittens got really upset that I was upset and stood on my chest yowling at me because she didn’t know what was going on.

Why can’t women parallel park?

Yeah. I’m not normally a crier but I just burst into ugly crying while watching a commercial during the Charlie Brown Christmas Anniversary show. I didn’t really need Stevie Wonder’s “Someday at Christmas” (men won’t be boys, playing with guns like kids play with toys) while reading this thread.

I don’t believe that the U.S. was 90% white up until the 1990s. That is pretty ridiculous.

I am adding “turgid dong” to my list of things to call people. Thanks.

Can we get a measurement system that is based on: do not hit my cervix. Because REALLY, do not hit my cervix.

It’s also a great way to check who remembers how to use pi.

“You have to measure the circumference of the penis when erect, not the length.”

Get fully erect and then put this piece of plastic or paper measuring thing around your D. That’s happening.

The specially designed tape, which measures circumference and not length, will be handed out free of charge at the clinic from Tuesday.

I’m all about finding diverse stories to tell, BUT. If you’re a blonde woman with a production company and you want to buy the rights to a story that will be starring YOU....

Oh god. Sorry I responded to you. Sit down and go back to school and learn about this country and what people are here and have been here for 400 years. Gosh.

No. It’s so great though, set ANOTHER movie in the 50’s that focuses only and exclusively on white folk and thereby...casts only the whites. Hollywood is so incredible! (incredible = stupid).

Jealous bitch Tink, with any luck. She’s far more interesting that way.

It's probably going to be the sweet and helpful but independent and occasionally reckless Tink that you see now in the direct to DVD/Netflix series. And yes, thanks to my toddler I have seen ALL of them.