I, for one, hope we can launch some FRIENDships.

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

The problem is that her hair on the show makes her look like Michael Cera. I'm sorry if you can't unsee it. She's a very pretty girl, and he's not half bad either.

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

A four-year-old couldn't do it. So Goodell did.

Anybody who would pick an always half dead-looking English Bulldog over an awesome coonhound deserves to lose to Auburn tonight.