I'm ashamed that I've made it to adulthood without figuring out my hair.

It's no fun if the cow tips itself.

Retro one-pieces are just the best ever. I got mine from J. Crew on deep discount and I'm never going back to bikinis.

I'm curious. Was your mother-in-law previously married? I didn't think the LDS did second marriages for women. But I admit to not knowing much.

No, the Wesley Foundation has a theater in it. We showed up and there was an pipe organ dissembled into a million pieces on what was left of the floor. So we moved into the chapel across the hall. It was actually lovely. We had to scrap about half of the decorations but ended up filling all of the chapel's nooks and…

Our wedding was beautiful. It almost wasn't. And the photos are crap. But it was beautiful.

Have you checked Ebay? Or another consignment site? When I picked a J. Crew dress for my own wedding, Ebay was awash in new and gently used J. Crew dresses. One of my bridesmaids scored hers for $50.

Crackle silver flats with an ankle strap:

It reminded people that bad things happen, but that they're not powerless against them. It also likely made Nationwide a nice bit of cash.

It's the jingle that does it. Who can resist a good jingle? No one.

Loved the show. Hope someone made sure those singing beach balls were fully inflated.

Best part of this whole shitty interview is the "It would be like requiring a Jewish deli owner to serve bacon-wrapped shrimp. It would be like requiring Muslims to serve...something offensive to them."

I used to moderate the wedding attire discussions on one of the big wedding planning sites. I lost count of the number of times I had to console a bride who had thrown away her dress budget on a disaster.

I'm pro, and I'm glad they had the forethought to add a "medical reasons" provision. One of my boys had a blueberry-sized sarcoma next to his dewclaw. They needed to take the claw to make sure he wouldn't lose the whole limb later.

This post is directly responsible for the deliciously browned chops that just appeared in my kitchen, and disappeared nearly as soon as the mandatory resting time was over. Thanks.

Thank you for sharing. I'm so sorry for your loss.

I love chocolate too, but lemon is just the best.

"It's great to see Will Muschamp disappointed. I love it."

Smokey, you're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

I ate this as broke-ass grad student and still do. Except I make it in the summer with chopped tomato and herbs. It's like a no-cook tuna pasta salad for days when I can't stand to heat up the apartment.