Fucking Oddjob.

And will eating it turn you into a pig?

Look, you can enjoy these pretzel abominations if you want, but I’m tired of Kotaku perpetuating the myth that BSC is the best Pop-Tart flavor. I’ll take s’mores and cookie dough and probably half a dozen other flavors over BSC any day.

Yes, they are. It’s a fairly egregious error in the article that I hope is corrected soon.

An important thing to always try and remember - Nostalgia is more important than quality. 

So to sum up, Blizzard fell asleep at the wheel and despite years of lead time to do it, failed to capitalize on the DOTA concept. 

Well, they couldve started by not gutting their esports league. It just seems like Blizz’s stance here is; You create a new game, you spread the word about it and get people to play it, you get it to become popular and we’ll take the money. I dont know. Maybe Im just an old man shaking my fist at the clouds but back…

Blizzard: We want some of that sweet MOBA money
Fans: Will you develop HotS?
Blizzard: No.

You know what takes REAL skill? Playing the game normally!

I kind of feel like this is what they should have done from the very beginning, encompassing the entire weapon triangle in one character. Instead of just having swords and neglecting the rest. Though I was really hoping Sothis would just say something like “I guess I’ll do it myself”. I just really want a manakete or…

Why the main character! So many good characters and they keep picking the one without personality by design! The hell is wrong with them!

All the people who are like “I’ll never get excited for a Smash reveal again” will be just as hyped as soon as they announce the next character.

i don’t give a rat’s ass about the franchise, but how are there so many indistinguishable versions of megaman and why are they all mii costumes

I have no interest in Fire Emblem, so the costumes were much more exciting to me than the character.

I’m guessing this is how it went at Nintendo:

At least they seem to be aware. They made a joke about it too.

The only character I wanted more was Phoenix Wright. The salt from everyone else just makes this even better

“There will be another character announcement, what could Sakurai possibly talk about for twenty minutes?”

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.