This is why you always hit the air horn just before the finish of the final lap.  It costs you nothing, and it might just save you a win.  

Two thoughts:

“...test results show that many people have trouble doing math when suddenly being burned alive.”

Arcade1up can call me when they get around to this one

These 1up cabs are pretty crappy. Buttons and controls break if you look wrong at them. I have not played the SW yet though, maybe they upped the quality. 

It reminds me of a Disney star that passed away during the night - it wasn’t that he was asleep per se, but he had a seizure disorder that he only had four episodes of (the last of which killed him).

It’s unlikely given the “passed away peacefully in her sleep” line. Given her previous issues with paralysis it was more likely a brain or other nervous system issue.

Jeezus Christ, seeing someone my age die really hurts the soul. She had so much potential to do so much more. My condolences to her loved ones

Same, but House!

Same, but House!

“Tell us—if you can manage to somehow navigate the ads and actually get our comments to load.”

Outside of the theater that was showing CATS, I saw some curiously placed shredded green particulate matter labeled “CATNIP DLC” near the entrance. I wonder if it is a requirement to watch this film.

Theres a reason Pro Evo has always been the ginger kid of the bunch when it comes to football games but this shit just proves that Gingers really don’t have souls.....

Well, it’s not as if I get the joke as it is.  

said it before, will say it again. the repeating worlds thing took less than an hour a piece, you had the ship, you were leveled up so the guardians were a cakewalk after one or 2 go rounds., there was no reason to “play through 90% of the game” yes it was awkward, but its overblown.

For the love of God name it Bravely Threefault

More confusing than Bravely Third.

This has somehow gotten more awkward and painful over the years instead of less.  

Maybe every Jeopardy category is equally easy for people who are experts in them. Did you really expect them to go deep into gen 3 evolutions?

I think the most controversial part of this is that there is a power bar. If you take the Bible as a literal story, Jesus channels the literal power of God. If he could quite literally call down tens of thousands of angels, as depicted in the Bible...that sort of gauge is laughable.

If done as an adventure game, it…

If you think thats a "VERY SOUTHERN' mom or person in general then I don't think you have EVER been to the south, for real.