“‘Last shower’ will await you. But there’s a difference: you can get out of this room alive.”

When you consider the amount of time and effort that went into creating this game, I can’t imagine thinking $25 is too much.

But...that’s dumb. The first two attempts the front wheel wasn’t on the ground, but for the last one it was. That’s probably your answer right there...

I wonder if the heroine will have a great “personality” like Angela Miller did in Degeneration?

See! This is why I will never have an Olympian in my bed. I never even thought to add that side note. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fully expect someone to be riding on Kaneda’s bike carrying the Olympic Torch at some point. I’ll also give Oda a chance at being the one who lights the torch at the game’s opening ceremony.

I can’t wait for the 2020 Olympics. ^_^

Is that one Clefairy still holding the Westboro Baptist Church, I wonder?

Investors are confused!

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

Just waiting for some horrifying woman’s cloyster pics to show up in response to this new version of dick pics.

“I have never, in all my career, enjoyed this many adult beverages before a job.”

Didn’t take long for “That Guy” to show up

I’m not sure what kind of answer “Drowning” was looking for asking someone relationship advice who 1)does not share the same faith convictions or 2)ascribes to a “whatever feels good/works for you philosophy” or 3) isn’t even a doctor.

And boom goes the dynamite.

First step? Look in the mirror and ask yourself... “Does she really exist? Really?”

Sonic has no room to talk, but I will overlook that because of this 10/10 shade.