Hey. There are times and places for jokes. People being hurt intentionally at an event they attended to feel safe and have fun at is neither.

Working Thanksgiving and Black Friday. My firsts. Pray for me?

The Sonic Cycle is finally broken. All you had to do was strip out the gameplay entirely.

Use a cat?

I remember the first time I figured out I could not only change my laser shot pattern, but also the orientation of my shields I was speechless for the next fifteen minutes. Then I found out you could change the Engines/Lasers/Shields levels, and wondered if I'd somehow peeked behind the curtain and seen the face of…

Today on Kotaku; a commenter overreacts to an insane level in an astonishing display of hyperbole.

More at 11.

Gamers who don't agree with them need to organize to shut this Gamergate shit down before it gets any crazier. Who's with me?

I figured it would just be more of the same.

That zipper looks highly impractical.

I want to buy this. Mainly for the idea of creating a video game museum.

I really want a Red Bull right now.

It's not, it's actually just a more attractive scrotum that happens to look like bewbiez.

The White House is the hardest Gym to get the badge from. No one ever makes it past the Trainers on the lawn.

There's a Brock Obama joke in here somewhere.

Don't use a taser on him!

The Secret Service...gotta catch 'em all!

Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...