Even if it wasn’t, I could see a lot of people filing for extensions just to make this loophole.

That is some weird beard on ol’ Reed Richards.

just two? Definitely under thirty.

Biden bringing on a woman as VP just means another lady for him to creep on.

Do either of the consoles suspend their programs when you completely power down the system? Is that what you’re doing? Or are you sleeping the console?

Do people actually stand up right when the plane lands? I always thought it was right when the bell dings after an attendant announces that they’re “disengaging the doors” or something of that type. Then everyone pops up to their feet.

You’ve never heard the words “Game Science” uttered to you in 20 years of tabletop?

I love pickles. Whenever I get them, I give them to my friends, and then they like me more.

RIP Splinter indeed. My muscle memory is still kicking in when I want sassy news.

I was curious about this method, it sprang to my mind as my hands were covered with petroleum jelly and pumpkin innards.

I thought Kanye didn’t read books. Did he make an exception?

I have a friend who works for Chaosium, he got a chance to play the first edition this year before GenCon. Apparently it’s not as bad as FF’s first take (2nd edition, my longest game of which, using only the base rules, took about 12 hours), but it’s still a mess.

Damn(ed) straight.

To be fair, the original Arkham Horror was also a terrible introduction to Lovecraft board gaming, or board games in general, if you happened to be extremely unlucky.

My life is a lie. This has proven it.

I’d almost forgotten why I decided to woo the good doctor instead of Futaba, other than the underage aspect.

Yup. Choice affirmed.

I compete with friends to see who can guess where the final circle will be by hiding in trees the whole match.

Is it red or not a destroyer droid at all?

I went through a truncated version of Weak and Trapped’s situation, luckily I had friends and family who were able to point out exactly how a person could manipulate me in so drastic a way.

If fuzzy is the problem, we could easily fix it like I take care of the extra fuzz that attaches to my socks.

With a lighter.