“Capcom is making another full-CG RE movie called Resident Evil: Vendetta.”

fixed that for you.

So...Tokyo Jungle? But without cats or velociraptors?

You win, sir/madam/etc. Flawless victory.

Somewhere, there is someone fapping to this. *shudder*

This. Also, there are likely mods that accomplish the same thing, but if EA patches it out for free they figure they’ll likely engender enough goodwill (and press, obviously) just in time for said expansion.

Eh, call me crazy but I like DOOM.

Except the controller branded Sixaxis didn’t have rumble.

Nah, it’s a Dualshock 3.

Don’t forget Advent Children!

chrono trigger is too massive for a film. It’d have to be a miniseries.

It could be worse, he could be holding a Sixaxis controller.

Huh. I somehow missed that convenience store article. And huh, they changed the Heat Gauge.

Interviewer: *slowly raises hand for high-five*

I don’t think Rule 34 has surprised me as much as when I read that not only is there Minecraft porn, but that it’s a top search result.

Good job ruining everything, Bran.

Religious schools.

Ditto!

So. Fall release.

That means we should expect it like next week, right?

Arkham Horror.

With all the expansions.