Velma looks like she’s 12 years old. Way to drop the ball, WB.

Rower Revels Rare Rullshit!

didn’t even notice: that is a tiny laptop. Her headphones are almost bigger than it.

She’s listening to techno with her robot ears.

Wouldn’t that be Videogame Vlogger Barbie?

I agree, there’s so much there already for her, even stylistically, that it wouldn’t take much work for Nintendo to validate her as a solid character for the fence-sitters.

I really don’t have a problem with it, because it looks like they’re playing her up as kind of an amusing byproduct of the mythology behind the series, working within the theme of reincarnation, and the fact that reincarnation is a known entity of the shared universe.

I’m perfectly fine with her name being similar to…

Could say the same thing to you.

That’s quite the generalization. You have no idea why we’re accepting Linkle when you’re not. But hey, keep up the fight.

Well no, not really, since a good portion of the player base isn’t insulted.

So there’s that.

spot on!

also, I’m just going to keep posting that if she were a female version of Link, she wouldn’t have any speaking parts.

She speaks. Link is silent.

Pretty sure that myth is busted.

Don’t forget the book. Every penny adds up.

“To remain in one place in the air.”

Tetsuya Nomura is ripping out his feathered hair, one strand at a time.

Yup.

Apparently there’s a 2006 live-action film. Guess I know what I’m...totally downloading legally and watching tonight.

just go Japanese.

yuuuuuup.

You sure you weren’t reading the Kite Runner?