To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

No cheap shot at Duke? Is this even Deadspin?

"We should pull out, and we should do it now."

Man, such a shame that I won't know what you hate about each team this year.

Deadspin has already offered the author the Editor-in-Chief job.

It's great that they got William H. Macy to play that role.

"The SI piece on Tebow is dumb." Done-zo!

So, what was the point of this story from a sports perspective? Is there any indication that they ever even met? Will this affect his NFL performance or indeed his life at all? Or is this a case of "ooh, look, a football player's name is in this story, let's run it!"?

the Sombrero Room Restaurant, serving the best Mexican food in northern South Carolina.

Since it's an SEC wedding, I assume they'll both start cheating immediately.

The role of Clueless Giants Personnel Wandering the Outfield will now be played by Jeff Francoeur.

He's claimed it was a hack, which I believe, since it was good grammar and well-spelled, -capitalized, and -punctuated.

Oh, wow. I'd wondered what happened to him after 30 Rock ended.

I guess nobody wanted to pay $10 a month for one or two new events every full moon and twice-daily reruns of last year's Mizzou/Florida football game.

+1

I somehow triple-posted. I can't figure out how to delete a comment.

Hunter Pence of the Phillies (or is it Spillies, amiright?!) just ran over 3rd base coach Juan Samuel trying to score from second.

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: Everybody knows that the place to go is Surfside Beach.

You should have seen the rest of the application! Hey-o!