The worst part of this story? Vince does *not* have great nips. Nohomo.

You don't care: It's Jamie Shields, not "Jimmy". For some reason when he got to the bigs, he started calling himself "James". I can't stand "James". Everyone I've known that called himself "Jimmy" was a pedophile. Okay, it was just the one guy, but he was a MAJOR pedophile.

Dukes's Mother: "He's doing well on the field. He's doing so good. It's just every time he turns around there's something coming at him."

He was just letting his friends across the stadium know where he was parked. "See you in T (lot)."

Don't believe the hype. If Tampa Bay trades away Gaines Adams, it's because no professional football team in Florida will tolerate a pot smoker on their team.

...and now he's been designated for assignment. Good for him, I guess. Anonymous tits and ass are much more plentiful in the minors. Although, you know, it's Pawtucket, so...