Their own asses after promising to “repeal and replace” for 7 years.

Every day I wake up and promise myself that today will be the day I manage to make it through the day without saying “Fuck these people.”

It is kind of embarrassing that college kids have more integrity and are more invested in ensuring a fair election of a student body president than adults who were elected to serve the people in federal government do about the goddamn president of the United States.

It’s hard to imagine three out of Chelsea, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Tottenham all happening to have coinciding off years and Everton slipping their way into a Champions League place, let alone a league title.

Stupid is as stupid does.

I regret that I only have two hands to raise.

When he said “drain the swamp”, what he really meant was “drain the swamp so it could be packed up and moved to Washington, D.C.” You took him literally, not seriously, which is a common mistake according to all his followers.