So who’s real and who’s just a waxen mold with expertly sculpted nipples?

That is a great response. I personally would never have the nerve to piss of Serena Williams’ BFF.

Responce from Colton Hayes on his Facebook page

She is a gift, seriously. A brilliant, badass gift.

Doug Hutchinson’s back hair.

Are there really no comments on this yet (or am I being Kinja’d)? Talk about proving her point.

You can say that again.

IIRC, many parts of the day turned into a shit storm, but I could be wrong. Everyone stayed civil yesterday which I found to be more enjoyable. Also, I may have been moderating that day which would definitely make me remember it in a negative light.

It’s basically Kurt Cobain Cosplay.

NO GIFS FOR YOU

Losing the presidency three terms in a row says a lot about a party. I think the word might be “implosive.” :)

It has been a hella rough week for me. Sometimes, and I’m sure at least a few of you will get this, breaking down into a good cry helps. Not crying out of sadness or anything, just for a release. I can’t really cry on command, though, so I sometimes watch movies that trigger a tear or two. I watched Phenomenon…

Aw, that sucks. Cats are very sensitive to change, especially old ones. You’d think they’d have enough money to hire help to help clean up after the elderly cat, if that’s what the issue was.

if Ice T and Coco will have 5 girls, will 5th one will be named Chanel #5?

See all of my previous comments about how keeping sex work underground keeps sex workers (like me!) vulnerable to exploitation by clients, pimps, and law enforcement.

Yeah, it’s pretty awesome that Amnesty listened to actual sex workers on what would make them safer. If only other organizations would follow suit.

I love him too! I always crack up how he’s in the corner basically waving his hand around saying “I’ll give you what you’re asking for! Here’s an offer!” while the people in the tank look to the other sharks, asking “Anyone want to give us a deal? Anyone? Anyone?” Ahaha poor Robert.

PLEASE DONT UNGREY THAT FUCKING TROLL.

I wouldn’t bang Mark Cuban, but I would bang Robert Herjavic like a screen door in a hurricane. He has gorgeous blue eyes, seems nice, and he gets gooey over animals and kids whenever they’re on Shark Tank. In his Ferrari, in the back seat of my Civic, in a forest, on a beach, in a cheap motel or a penthouse suite,…