I saw them play at the WHFS-tival way back. It was in July at RFK. In order words, it was hot as blazes.

“And if you pause here, you can actually see his heart break.”

I’m a life-long feminist who at 34 is starting to feel very much on the outside of this tent. What the fuck are these student’s going for here?

What part of this current iteration of feminism do you most identify with? The policing? The intolerance to differing views? The clinging to victimhood? I see none of myself in it.

When I get ready to go out I put on Q Lazzarus’ Goodbye Horses and dance in front of the mirror while I say, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.” like I’m Buffalo Bill.

i saw this on twitter and i dont think i’ll ever be the same

Tracy Morgan’s settlement with WalMart isn't for money; he just gets to take it behind the Junior High and get it pregnant.

The Duggar’s have always fought against marriage equality, arguing that granting rights to LGBTQ’s would be an endorsement of child molestation.

He was seriously injured in a car accident several years ago and his face has looked like that since. (I hope that doesn’t sound insensitive...but he had some major jaw work done as a result.)

Wait what, super chilled out dude? Those were literally ALL post breakup stories. Was he confusing the winners from the previous week’s pissing contest for the current week’s topic? I am not super chill, ever, and I am also confused now.

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

A regular human being who messes up sometimes?

At least Rihanna kept it real and showed off those pretty titties.

I feel like Riri all ready did this last year.

That person was no one’s friend. If she were an ice cream flavor, she’d be pralines... and dick.

Because of course a dude named Chester is going to cheat on you.

“To recap, I was called both a “faggot” and a “chink” tonight by choker’s fans. To the first comment, I replied “I’d rather be a faggot than a BITCH!”

Check your spelling—it’s hear, not here. FFS. I’m done checking my privilege whenever some self-righteous type tells me to, but thanks for your opinion.

Dude looks like a bad John Travolta cosplayer.