This photo fully encapsulates the description of him as a “barely sentient potato.”

I still thought it was peeing your pants that made you the coolest.

She ran into controversy even before the unfortunate sex party booboo, reportedly criticizing President Obama’s statement that marijuana is pretty similar to alcohol and saying that drug cartel violence in Mexico against children and civilians somehow means the drug war is working.

GAH I was so close to writing Dayne. Now I regret it.

Beet juice?

Was this an act of malice?

How many times is too many times to watch this GIF in a row

Thank you.

said the woman who wouldn't gain 10lbs at her drs advice to get pregnant.

But... where was Fiona?

1974 here. Now you kids get off my lawn, I'm trying to have casual gay sex on it.

What should I do? How do I stop feeling this way? Do I just drop everything and become an accountant or whatever?

Woodley, you are getting insufferable.

It reminds me of this time some asshole asked a lesbian if she was gay because she was scared of erections. She said she wasn't afraid of anything that just needed a slap to go away.

It shouldn't matter that he's educated and well-dressed and adorable. IT SHOULDN'T FUCKING MATTERRRRRRR AARRRGGGHHHH

CRAY.

so...I'm a big fan of using the bag you put your veggies in as the waste bag when I'm prepping food. so if it's the last thing in that bag, it is used to collect left over onion parts, etc. As much as this one drives me nuts, I would start utilizing a bowl as the "trash bowl" like Rachel Ray. Maybe even put it in the…

Shuddering right now because there is NOTHING worse than slimy, smelly left over food in the sink. WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.