Does Christine de Pizan count? The Book of the City of Ladies, 1405.

As long as we don't get a repeat of the whole Elmo-Kevin Clash nightmare.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

We're gonna need a bigger cross.

Needs to go to IHOP.

Those are some rank ass nails, too. Did she get them done at Beauty College?

THAT VIDEO! I haven't cackled like that in forever. I'm also not going to be able to sleep for at least a week.

Just when I was getting used to the fact that no one cared about my stupid boner.

My own personal theory is that the teachers who do this are the exact kind of people who peaked in high school, and wish they had never left.

Dontcha just love when you're out and about living your life, and all of a sudden your brain's like, "Hey. Remember that time you got absolutely shitfaced at your dad's wedding and had to be taken home early? That was pretty awful. You should feel ashamed about it Right. Now."

Let's just hope he never makes an ineloquent off the cuff remark in the context of his support for equality or we'll have no choice but to discount everything good he's ever said or done.

If only he wore the right tie pin, then the struggle would be over.

Because Sarah bound her from doing harm. Harm against other people and harm against herself.

Some of us eat like monsters because we are monsters.

"I love you too."

Okay, I know we're being lighthearted here, but your boyfriend should not make you feel so insecure! If he's doing it on purpose, he is fucked up and not worth your time. Is there a chance that you are reading too much into everything he says?

RIP, Steve. :(

Meanwhile, Kanye tries to figure out why this isn't a photo shoot with HIM in it...

How sensitive are your taste buds, that a story about hot sauce makes you cry like that?

ok i know this is obout something else BUT EVERYONE