I'll just leave this here....

The best costume I've ever encountered was a lady dressed as a Merkin Trader. She had a sash full of merkins, and all night I encountered other people with merkins stuck on their crotches over their costumes.

I always love these interviews. The subject is always effortlessly cool/chic/casual. They always shop at little vintage shops that you've never heard of. They always meet up at some vegan cafe / gourmet burger / fair-trade organic kale bistro for the interview.

When Vogue interviews me, they'll be all,…

God, yes, it's like my bone marrow is on fire when I think about him. Jeeeesus.

(I'm going to get a "DON'T FUCK EOIN, HE HURTS YOUR FEELINGS" tattoo across my chest, backward, Memento-style.)

I was insecure in high school and managed not to bully anyone. Being insecure is not an excuse. Especially since the guy is now am adult and he still denies that distributing the photo was bullying at all. His actions resulted in a death and he's learned nothing.

Terrible, atrocious, inexcusable.

Yes, people with taste.

And the gloves really didn't work with the dress.

"I know boo but we can avoid this if you behave."

you know biggie wrote a lot of Kim's early stuff, and jay z wrote a lot of foxxy brown's stuff, but you know what they also did? Wrote awesome songs themselves all the time. I'm not saying this dude is lying, but he's totally lying.

"They actually buried the hatchet..."

Alia Shawkat really let herself go.

Maybe she comes from a culture where that's expected, though.

They hoped to keep the issue in the news and accepted the consequences of their actions.

While reading the list of weird craft stuff I became convinced your mother was Amy Sedaris.

HEY! Monograms are only for thermoses!

Frankly, I think it will work. (And I think that idea IS genius. I love it!)

Unsolicited, self-proclaimed "genius"