I'm 38, and I think I finally felt my biological clock last winter when I was shopping at Kohls and I saw all the baby outfits. I found myself wandering around the racks touching all the clothes, and at one point I just thought, "I want one." Then I texted my friend who has 2 kids, and she told me to go home, drink…

(Note: If you only support same-sex marriage for selfish economic reasons, you are still a shitty bigot. But it's better than nothing, I guess.)

Narcissepcion.

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy, evening TV?

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cat GIFs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I don't remember. Did she name check her career in that song too?

Brng bck dsmvwlings.

I'm cancelling this week everyone. This week is now over. Everyone please go home and set your alarms for Monday morning.

This does not represent us, guys. This person is a grade A asshole.

I feel like it's not so much retaliation for the porn gifs being all over Jezebel, as it is an excuse to troll us here at the same time (with slightly different spam content, of course). I bet it's the same asshole/s that are fucking shit up at Jez.

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

"as I guy I know..."

Yeah, that's your problem.

You may have seen men getting trolled on other sites. I very much doubt you've seen men bombarded with rape and death threats as a disturbingly large proportion of women have been just for being women online. You are blind and dreaming if you think looking below the line…

Orgasms? OMG!

Not buying it. Maybe this works for narcissists who know they're narcissists and do not see a downside in being seen that way. But lots of narcissists know they've got to be selective about when to be really nasty and with whom, in order to maintain a facade of niceness among others. They are very calculating that…

I would really like to know if they give this discount to anyone that prays, regardless of religion or which god they are praying to. I'm not religious and am not a fan of people praying before meals but they can do what they want, it's not hurting me any. I'd probably fake a prayer to get a discount. I have no…

Nostalgia is just your childhood being sold back to you as an adult.

Calabasas is the new Amityville.