It was in poor taste, wasn’t it?

I could not agree more. 

How long until the judge throws you out for Nelson-ing all the neckbeard plaintiffs?

Great, now they’re gonna outlaw earthquakes.

Right? “You got where you were going, deal with it.”

I like the organic, branching structures that make up the wheels and the seat brackets... but that steering wheel looks like it’d love to eat your thumb clean off your hand if you hit a pothole just right.

Here’s hoping he has the good sense to bow out gracefully, and get out of the way. I say this with all due respect; I think he should keep his day job. I think he could serve better from there than from the oval office.

Right? At least she’s nice.

This is a horribly underrated comment.

I’m sorry, but that’s not any freakier than Alita, which is plenty damn freaky. I still can’t fathom why they went with the giant anime eyes on a live-action character.

Username checks out!

I mean, credit where it’s Dew for drumming up new ideas, but I don’t see this one taking wing.

I tried some just last night. It’s kinda halfway between artificial mango flavor and Redbull. But it’s not a really strong flavor. I didn’t care for it, its rather... meh.

I can’t star you any harder, I honestly tried, sorry.

You’re wrong, and that’s okay.

That front tire, sorry, tweel, in the lede pic... That doesn’t look good. With that much contact patch, steering difficulty must be increased. What’s the estimated mileage we’ll get out of these?

No need to throw drag queens under the bus, now.

If you don’t live by the coast, you should. Should be safe, right?

Soon, buddy, just hang in there.

I stand corrected!