And it is somehow also simultaneously a Miata.

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I just want someone to look him dead in the eyes and say, “No, Mr. Trump... you’re fired.”

Pretty sure that’s a camp stove, you monster.

Wait, so does it use capacitors instead of batteries or what?

I’ve heard for a long time that cars were eventually going to move to 48-volt electrical systems. Could that be what this is?

A lot of people look at Apple Retina displays every day. You don’t (i’m assuming), and neither do I, but a lot of people do. Most people who buy Android have also cross-shopped iPhones as well, but the reverse isn’t usually true. Also, nobody makes iPhones but Apple, so there’s a consistency of expectation; if you’ve…

I don’t trust this company...

Don’t worry, citizens! This is just Our Glorious Leaders standing side-by-side, jacking off for distance and having a great time doing it.

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My two boys and I suffered a huge loss earlier this year when my wife passed away. We talk about her often, try to keep good memories of her floating around. We’ve been going to therapy, where everything seems rosy and wonderful. But my older son (13) has been really good at faking normalcy, and in reality he’s been…

Picked up a used copy of Mirrors Edge for 360, as it was highly recommended to me. Looks fun.

LOL, he really does!

My point was that we still make movies like this because they are simple and mindless entertainment. Sonic and Super Mario Bros. fall into that category. Simple, silly, not out to change the world. And that’s okay.

Right, and that’s kinda my point too. We have room for movies like that in the marketplace. Sonic has the same feel to it as Monster Trucks, or Super Mario Bros. for that matter- it’s silly and campy, it’s not an established, highly-involved film franchise, and it’s just mildly entertaining for an hour and a half (i…

Wow, I didn’t realize that Hellboy bombed that bad.

FWIW, I’m not even talking trash about Monster Trucks, other than pointing out that there’s still a place for movies that aren’t Avengers-levels of involvement, and I guess $64M kinda bears that point out.

Jim Carrey does his best in roles where they just allow him to be himself. and reimagine the character entirely. 

I mean, this came out in 2017:

As disturbing as Sonic looks, the rest looks... okay? I wasn’t really sure about Jim Carrey as Robotnik, but it might work...

I mean, to be fair, their job is to defend our country from foreign threats, so they assess things in that regard. If you only have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.