Ugh, how straight of you!

OMG! That is great. I need a trans* one now. If I had a dime for how many folks ask about what's in my pants, I'd be rich. "Have you had THE surgery?" "Soooo how does that work now that you're a man? You know, with sex?" "You can't stand to pee now, can you?"

Bachelor Number 3. In the Study. With the Rope.

Selfies killed the photo booth star?

Anything the current Australian Government says. #1 being that we had a budget crisis.

When I was in highschool our district held a scholarship competition that revolved around public speaking. My friend, being somewhat gifted in this area, decides to enter and makes it to the finals with a combo of luck and talent. So we're at the final competition a few days later, she is killing it during the…

"All you have to do is pull yourself up by your bootstraps."

i show up with foam and a lady condom as well as my own condom
no glove no love!!
i have yet to have it appreciated tho.....

I once tried a low-budget version of this but it didn't prove to be very effective.

This reminds me of the wedding episode on My Name Is Earl where the invitation asked if you wanted your chicken grilled or "McNuggeted."

As someone who teaches on the history of childhood, this is simply not true. While age categories and notions of childhood innocence have changed over time, girls did not normatively marry and have children at 14—in fact, throughout most of American history, it was assumed that girls under 18 were not yet ready for…

Admitting virginity is not always easy.

I FORGOT NOTHING.

My "Are you a woman quiz":

I have no interest in breasts. I'd prefer to see less of them, because not only are they everywhere I look, but I live with a pair. I don't see the big deal about them. But a man's body? Yes please. I'm 110% heterosexual, I guess.

WHERE ARE MY DONGS

Sorry. Straight woman here. I want to see more dick. More, more, more. I've seen enough titties thank you very much.

Oh my god, those sesame seeds on the bottom bun. Eye twitch.