No pictures just mental images....

I choked a pet to death.

Even if I could get a copy of my mugshot, I still wouldn't share it with you assholes.

They're really not even all that busty. They just have boobs.

Hi, let me introduce myself - I enjoy getting photos of my boyfriend's genitalia. Nice to meet you!

P-i-Virginia

I applaud this groundbreaking effort to open the floor up to Ethiopian jokes that don't involve food.

When she was learning to drive... GOLD!

While I can somewhat understand staying with a man if you were together before he went to prison, I do not understand women who get together with men who are already in prison. Chances are he's stringing more than just you along and he's using you for money and possibly a place to stay when he gets out. I work with…

no judgement, but this is the cover to her cd, which Phil produced. yes, thats really the title.

Nope. Can't do it. Even the screencap is too much for me.

Samantha's face says it all, "why yes, I do bribe the show's stylists to dress the others in the frumpiest, ugliest, clothes available. Charlotte's dress is so ugly it is trying to strangle its host. Miranda looks like a Christmas tree skirt. And Carrie's dress ate her breasts."

Anyone else think of Friends when they read this? There was the dress episode and then the one where Monica booked the venue 'just in case' because there was a 2 year waiting list.

Thank you! I'm glad. :)

That would do it :)

"What do you mean you don't like Coldplay!? EVERYONE likes Coldplay?"

Evs. I eat the shit out of some yogurt. Yogurt for life. #sorryfeminism

• "You're Never Gonna Believe This" Said Jane

“At what point must a female Senator raise her hand or her voice to be recognized over the male colleagues in the room?”

What the fuck is happeninnnnng