Well by virtue of you sitting here and bitching while taking potshots at others you already are sitting back and bitching while taking pot shots at others, so check that box. Useless and self-loathing? Au contraire, see above re: debortation. Proof positive that I love life and the eternal bliss that comes from the…

The worst by far. Parking is anarchy and it’s a weaving mile-plus walk from the nearest Metro. And that’s just getting there. Good luck seeing any of the third quarter if you need to use the restroom or grab some food at halftime; I’m not exaggerating on this. I’ve never seen the third quarter of a game there despite…

Funny you mention this because, yes, I had to clean shit off my seat one of the three times I went to FedEx. I thought it was bad luck, but apparently not. I've always hated Washington and Snyder makes it so much easier.

After living in DC for 12 years there is a backstory to this fiasco that has become even more entertaining now that the Redskins removed these seats. It’s a running joke among Redskins fans that Snyder would essentially suspend seats above the field a la the FieldCam if he could earn a buck off them. With that in…

You’re going to fit in well here with all the hot takes, but I’d try and pace yourself. Throwing words like “retarded” around because you went wild on dictionary.com to decipher my statement is pretty strong out of the gate. And you’re wrong about Santorum being more successful as I have made a career of deborting…

Not true. The sheer magnitude of Santorum’s acumen never ceases to get my dick wet.

This is the stupidest thing I've heard in awhile and I follow the Republican presidential campaigns. The argument (if you stretch the definition of this) is that a total shitbag who knocked a person half his size out cold because she...get ready...pushed him...is being "blackballed." Hyperbole aside, OJ Simpson won't…

“No character is safe.”

Agreed all around. I realized last night that I was watching this show because it was on. That’s it. It happened to be slotted at 9 o’clock when I was done with the dishes and cleaning. After last night I realized that “because it’s on” isn’t a good enough reason anymore. The bad parts now equally number the painfully…

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This is nothing short of a shameless plug, but Survival Straps makes paracord bracelets in multiple sizes with three…

While I do agree with this in principle, I think the 49ers of that era would have destroyed any quarterback. Rodgers wouldn't have had the advantage of playing behind a guy like Favre, who simultaneously demonstrated the best and worst QB performance possible on a weekly basis. It's ideal when you can learn both…

I'm admittedly not the brightest bulb when it comes to technology, but would there really be that significant a difference between Futurama DVD and Futurama Blu-Ray? Considering it's animated, as opposed to filmed, would there really be a need for remastering?

I'm admittedly not the brightest bulb when it comes to technology, but would there really be that significant a…

What?! For shame! I used to travel all over the place for work and Houston was one of my preferred destinations. Granted the hellish heat and the necessity of driving everywhere aren't too appealing, what's wrong with Houston.

This was a perfect storm that was ultimately the most memorable academic moment of my life.

It's sad that these "visitors in opposing stadiums" stories have become all too common. I've somehow managed to wind up in the gaping asshole of the country, Boston, and therefore ceased to wear my favorite teams' colors to local games. I know what I'm about to say has also become trite, but between HD, my own food…

Former defense attorney and prosecutor here. positivelyrob is right.

Yes.

Are the prompts that appear on some of the fatalities part of that $5.99 easy fatality add on?

Lillian McGee - on a related note, I laughed so hard I cried at your story. I'm sorry this happened to you and all, but crazy pickle lady sounds like a real gem.

These are indeed awesome for hiking; I have two pair I use for this and only this.

These are indeed awesome for hiking; I have two pair I use for this and only this.