Categorical no.

Simmons - Shia LaBeouf

But you're discounting the fact that every time the Packers give up a touchdown or win by less than 30 that everyone should be either fired, released, or traded. In other words, I think that there are only a handful of "semi-informed Packers fans." It's low hanging fruit that everyone qualifies with simultaneous…

And I totally forgot about the two picks, the first of which was one of the dumbest, if the not the dumbest, he threw all season.

While I agree on the shit calling on the two goal line drives, I'm still of the opinion that when you have THE swinging dick QB who is widely regarded as the best player in the league who left a trail of bodies in his wake all season and fucked up the Cowboys the week prior...that's they guy who gets the glory or the…

Oh I see...

Hey, the realtor fee, first and last month's rent, and a security deposit all at once are an expensive proposition. I can't just kill this thing overnight.

You assholes at Deadspin do realize that I have exactly 1.5 hours left in what has been a very stress-free workday before my weekend is summarily ruined by Valentine's Day, right? These 1.5 hours are the last vestige of fun I will have until Monday of all goddamned days as the girlfriend is going to have a drunken…

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Alright...I think we got off on the wrong foot due to a misunderstanding here. I resented the implication that I was somehow insensitive to the sacrifice and service of our troops, their families, and the civilians that have supported them throughout this whole mess. I wasn't trying to patriotically dick-wag. Thank…

"Overmatched yokels"

You picked the wrong guy. 25% of my meager income goes to WWP plus volunteer every weekend at VA plus long line of friends, colleagues, and family in the military that served in every branch. Disability on my part kept me from joining in early 2002.

60 Minutes story w/ Scott Pelley is a great start. BBC reporting much better than US media's.

If there were ever a time to get soldiers on the ground, continue with air and predator drone strikes, and hit an enemy with anything else at our disposal, this is it. France, the US, Canada, Jordan, Israel have all been violently touched by this whacko state that is already committing the same sort of atrocities as…

It's settled. Iraq was wrong, had a bad exit strategy, etc. Bush was evil. Stop bitching about it.

This comment was like a blind sided sucker punch to the stomach as it sadly rings all too true. +1 for profundity.

Au contraire! The RCA Dome came with pumped in crowd noise and its own set of officials and the Colts were great then! The league never did anything about it since Prince Peyton was the QB. This is a conspiracy against Matt and the former Real Househusband.

So let's pump 100 jackhammers whenever the opposing team is on the field since it's such a negligible thing. You have to be kidding that this is lamer than deflated balls.

Go with a vibrating alarm you put under the fitted sheet on the corner of your bed. See the Sleep Cycle App.

Go with a vibrating alarm you put under the fitted sheet on the corner of your bed. See the Sleep Cycle App.

The Sleep Cycle App is the best thing I've ever bought to improve my sleep. It's an alarm clock (with a silent option) that not only monitors your sleep, but also wakes you gradually when you're at the peak of your sleep cycle. Being jarred awake during REM sleep apparently sets your whole morning on a lethargic…

The Sleep Cycle App is the best thing I've ever bought to improve my sleep. It's an alarm clock (with a silent…